we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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