Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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