Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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