your thong is hanging out like whoa
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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