Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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