fuck your aforementioned shoe
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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