Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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