No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
