ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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