he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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