I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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