I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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