So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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