I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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