She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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