just come out here and I will go home with you...
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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