Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
i now understand why vodka
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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