This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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