i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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