yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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