On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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