i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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