I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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