party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
So many bounce houses so little time
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I don't want my vagina anymore.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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