Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Also, beer. Big fan.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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