Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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