just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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