Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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