Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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