New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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