Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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