East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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