The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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