what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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