margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
