Kiss
Puke
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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