i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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