i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It's shark week go big or go home
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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