: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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