i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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