Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
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