The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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