i don't like sucking hair
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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