used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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