you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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