Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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