PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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