Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
