I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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