i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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